peramene

here holley i'll do it for you

Sun, 03 Jun 2012 00:51:13 -0500

Racism isn’t a thing you can fight.

The way to kill racism forever is to mock it. Ruthlessly. From all sides. Mock the very essence of cultural differentiation, mock anyone who holds their culture as a value, mock anyone who insists on cultural supremacy of a culture they don’t belong to (as is the case with neonazis, now in power in greece), as well as anyone with a single ethnocentric bone in their body.

Want a primer? I refer you to the work of Dave Chappelle. Dave Chappelle did more to kill racism in our generation than anyone who has ever used tumblr.

PS cultural supremacy - including tumblr’s pathetic little anti-prejudice collectivist clubs, you fuckers know who you are - kills.

"text me"

Mon, 28 May 2012 07:09:03 -0500

as someone who really does control all the information of their life and understands the facebook security features like nobody’s fucking business, I find it no end of amusing when an amateur gives away 90% of the story to everybody, then VICIOUSLY PROTECTS THE REST BEHIND THE IMPENETRABLE BLANKET OF TWO WORDS:

“text me”

slow-riot: No one man should have all that Powerade 21st...

Sun, 27 May 2012 20:38:00 -0500

slow-riot:

No one man should have all that Powerade

21st Century schizoiiiiid man

a curious fact

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:28:00 -0500

I take absolutely zero issue with patriarchy supporters who are 100% honest about it, from either angle. If you don’t hide from what that philosophy means, if you accept every single facet of it, and if you actually practice what you preach - so long as you think of me & mine as “quaint rebels” or “wrong” or something along those lines but allow us to live our inefficient so-called lives in peace, you & I have absolutely no quarrel.

What I *do* take issue with is all the lying and self-delusion that takes place much more commonly. In fact, I find it more offensive that you PRETEND women are equal to men than actually believe there is a disparity. If you believe there is a disparity, you should be honest about it. You should be upfront about it. Otherwords, odds are you’re going to try to date people who are either lying about it like you are or don’t believe it.

Spread your arms wide and shout, “I would like to be a traditional husband in every meaning of the term!” or “I am a housewife!!” Live the life you want. These things are variable. That’s part of the wonder of the postmodern age.

But don’t sit there telling ME all about the womens’ rights movement as if you even care. I catch your mistakes, I catch how you slip up on ideas, and perhaps most embarrassing I catch the way you disgustingly tag on “OR HER” when you’re talking about women in the military. YOU DON’T BELIEVE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. OWN UP TO IT.

(Tangent: submitted before this court on this day the 25th of may, it is hereby suggested that ms sara aria avoid all contact with american news networks, particularly Fox, MSNBC, and CNN, as their influence clearly leads to yelling.)

also for the record really honestly 100% if the term “cis” is used more than once a week...

Tue, 22 May 2012 13:59:00 -0500

also for the record really honestly 100% if the term “cis” is used more than once a week I really just don’t want you talking to anybody ever

amendment: unless you are a biologist using the term correctly and not a fucking idiot on the internet who thinks they are a social pioneer because they are further isolating minorities

amendment2: further, fuck you.

this is the beginning of something beautiful

Tue, 22 May 2012 13:42:21 -0500

this is the beginning of something beautiful

dear everyone who thinks The Dictator is intentionally racist to make muslims look bad

Mon, 21 May 2012 15:07:59 -0500

you are stupid

you are so stupid you could not find your way out of a brown paper bag if I put your head in it and beat you around with a plush bat for a few hours

which, incidentally, sounds like a fucking party to me

sasha baren cohen is a fucking moron playing a laughably fucking moronic character taking YOUR stereotypes and making a mockery of them, NOT to discredit the originating culture but to discredit YOU.

because people like YOU rise up and say things like

“since you’ve made muslims look extremely backward, clearly i understand that muslims are at the same level of civilization as everyone else.”

utterly ignoring the fact that you, you fucking idiot, are an apologist for a creed (not even a creed, a religion, which is 1000% worse) that tortures women, isolates people, and celebrates the “heroics” of a hypocritical crazy probably-played-by-bruce-willis-in-the-movie-i’m-writing so-called prophet

islam is bad, muslims are not some misunderstood minority in need of your protection (at least not while residing within their home countries, my heart goes out to american muslims who are living contradictory lives and I HOPE they see reason within their lifetimes because despite their crippling contradictions they are some of the smartest people as a subgroup I have ever met)

by making fun of these people and provoking your obvious retaliation, it is YOU sasha baren cohen is making fun of. who are the most laughably moronic characters in the preview? not him, not the senator or whoever he is idgaf i’m not seeing the movie. the tourists in the fucking helicopter. you idiots.

Video

Mon, 21 May 2012 01:48:06 -0500

types “developing a feminine figure” into google shoves slice 4 of pizza into...

Sun, 20 May 2012 20:25:12 -0500

types “developing a feminine figure” into google

shoves slice 4 of pizza into mouth

pours gasoline on self

duhhhhh; you can start from any piece but then you have to click...

Sat, 19 May 2012 16:04:00 -0500

duhhhhh; you can start from any piece but then you have to click on adjacent pieces to proceed, every five pieces is a new slice each color comprises the five adjacent pieces which make up each slice; once you figure out orange the rest is easy. it only gives people so much trouble because red is so obvious, the assumption that kills you is that all slices are that shape

hatewizard: jennewithane: hatewizard: jennewithane: It will...

Sat, 19 May 2012 15:53:54 -0500

hatewizard:

jennewithane:

hatewizard:

jennewithane:

It will probably take me twenty years, but I will figure out this puzzle.

holy SHIT nostalgia

Do you know how to solve it, Holley?

I think it said everyone needs to get the same symbol. But I can only click on certain pieces and then they disappear and I get even more confused.

Everyone needs to have 2 skulls, 2 headstones, and a blank piece. You have to select the pieces separately I think? Like click on 5 of them and that’s one piece, then go on to the next etc etc. I don’t remember if there are other rules…It has been a while since I played it. hahaha

oh come the fuck on this one is easy

iamjustahopelessromantic: bec-wards: crayoladinosaurs: doctor-...

Sat, 19 May 2012 10:35:30 -0500

iamjustahopelessromantic:

bec-wards:

crayoladinosaurs:

doctor-wholmes:

ocellite:

THAT’S BECAUSE ALL THE BORDERS STORES CLOSED DOWN YOU IDIOT

NOW I HAVE TO SHOP AT FUCKING BARNES & NOBLE

limegreentangerine: What am I doing with my life?

Fri, 18 May 2012 10:05:50 -0500

limegreentangerine:

What am I doing with my life?

let's just put this out there

Wed, 16 May 2012 19:56:18 -0500

while we’re all talking about the incredibly sexy avengers

the following avengers actors are hereby permitted to do anything they want to me at any time

to whit, i hereby consent to sexual activity with:

-the entire lead cast of the avengers (including jackson and….uh, robin. sorry gurl you know how it is)

i hope that clears up any potential misunderstandings

hatewizard: textsfrombennett: Nerdy White Kid KILLS Gotye...

Wed, 16 May 2012 19:49:20 -0500

hatewizard:

textsfrombennett:

Nerdy White Kid KILLS Gotye (You’re vs Your by Mac Lethal

good lord

Literally send this motherfucker to a literal junior high school and let him do /whatever he wants/. THANK THE INTERNET LATER

basstrip: a helpful post

Wed, 16 May 2012 09:35:37 -0500

basstrip:

a helpful post

hatewizard: everyone needs a friend like this DALE PLZ...

Mon, 14 May 2012 07:27:54 -0500

hatewizard:

everyone needs a friend like this

DALE PLZ UNCENSOR YOURSELF SO WE CAN ALL ADD YOU

YOU MAY NOT BE THE HERO WE NEED

BUT YOU’RE THE HERO WE DESERVE

If God is so great, why has he made you obsessed with controlling and hurting other people?

Fri, 11 May 2012 19:05:07 -0500

If God is so great, why has he made you obsessed with controlling and hurting other people?

sexism

Thu, 10 May 2012 18:34:17 -0500

The most vicious and idiotic sexists I’ve ever met (that don’t hold a political office) are women. And not some Mens’ Rights “oh the feminists are taking over uh oh” though that’s also quite true in a very specific field. I mean it’s women who I most often hear saying “History is a man’s major.” or “men can behave like SUCH WOMEN sometimes!!”

what the fuck are you doing? no stop

can the word ‘woman’ be replaced with the word ‘idiot’ in the sentence you’re about to tweet and your sentiment remains the same?

what

the fuck

are you doing

Read this if you are even a little proud of Obama.

Wed, 09 May 2012 14:41:24 -0500

It is an election year.

Where was this sentiment two, three, six years ago?

This is nothing more than yet still more blatantly obvious campaign politics,

the exact bullshit you elected this man to end.

[I elected him to keep Sarah Palin as far from the nuclear codes as she could possibly get. Honestly she still isn’t far enough for my comfort.]

This is not a historic or celebratory thing. It’s nowhere near as important as the EEOC adding Transgender to it’s list of discrimination whatevers (even though I believe an employer should be able to fire you because they don’t like you, regardless of how valid their reasoning is in my opinion).

It’s disgusting, obvious, and unbelievably pathetic.

Of course, if Romney had any balls, he’d come out saying the exact same thing. Only promise to actually do something about it.